Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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