i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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