Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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