It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
