you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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