In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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