Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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