craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
God, I missed his penis.
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