How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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