I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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