we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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