Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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