Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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