so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
No stitches, just platelets and will power
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
