No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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