I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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