does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
soo... how was my night?
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