shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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