Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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