You're my little dorito
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
