I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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