508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Where is the hickey?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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