so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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