Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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