your thong is hanging out like whoa
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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