The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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