Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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