Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you win again, gameday.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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