Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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