Do vagina's smell?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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