Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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