Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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