Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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