If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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