just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
