Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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