would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
How's work?
Spinning.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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