So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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