ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
