Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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