Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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