what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we made out on top of his cat.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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