What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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