he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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