We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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