If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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