Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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