His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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