it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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