I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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