I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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