me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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