love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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