woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
